When we last checked in with friend of Life's a Pitch Inon Barnatan
, he was disproving evolution
with his pianistic prowess. Now, he's just finished recording a new CD, and he checked in with us about cover options. It seems the two directions he's considering are (1) covered nipples and (2) feet . My (not humble) Professional Opinion is that the album's destined for greatness with any of these covers as inspiration. DIRECTION 1: Covered Nipples DIRECTION 2: Feet
This could also be an option, we're just not entirely sure where the piano would go:
All these and more can be found at http://www.westminstergold.com/
. Thank you, Inon, for leading me down this rabbit (black) hole.
I love these sporty ones:
And these literal ones:
Barber ----> a barber.
Fox ----> a (totally stuffed and creepy) fox.
You know what I love most about these? THEY DON'T HAVE THE $*)!(#$!@_#!~-ING ARTISTS' PHOTOS ON THEM. Many of these albums appear to be the work of designer Christopher Whorf
. If anyone knows if he's still with us, and if so, where he is, let me know. I will totally send him work.