When we last checked in with friend of
Life's a Pitch Inon Barnatan, he was
disproving evolution with his pianistic prowess. Now, he's just finished recording a new CD, and he checked in with us about cover options. It seems the two directions he's considering are (1) covered nipples and (2) feet . My (not humble) Professional Opinion is that the album's destined for greatness with any of these covers as inspiration.
DIRECTION 1: Covered Nipples
DIRECTION 2: Feet

This could also be an option, we're just not entirely sure where the piano would go:

NIMBLE FINGERS.
All these and more can be found at
http://www.westminstergold.com/. Thank you, Inon, for leading me down this rabbit (black) hole.
I love these sporty ones:


And these literal ones:
Barber ----> a barber.

Fox ----> a (totally stuffed and creepy) fox.

You know what I love most about these? THEY DON'T HAVE THE $*)!(#$!@_#!~-ING ARTISTS' PHOTOS ON THEM. Many of these albums appear to be the work of designer
Christopher Whorf. If anyone knows if he's still with us, and if so, where he is, let me know. I will totally send him work.